Saturday, August 05, 2006

My sense of humor is warped.

"I bitch slapped your mom because dat bitch took my taco."

Why do I think this is the funniest meme I've ever seen? I just saw it over at Jill's blog and had to play too. Try it, it's fun!

January-----------i married
February-----------i lied to
March--------------i stole
April--------------- i ate
May----------------i bitch slapped
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------ i smoked
September-------i choked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i love

1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------a football player
5-------my true love
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8------- snakes on a plane
9-------a banana
10-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------your mom
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------my science teacher
30-------a hobo
31-------my uncle

White-------Because dat bitch took my taco.
Black--------Because that's how I roll.
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i love snakes
Gray---------- Because i keep it gangsta
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me to.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black & pink----Because i am kool like that
none-----cuz im so sexy
bathing suit----- cuz im to kool for t.v.

PS: I did have tacos for dinner last night. But your mom didn't come steal one. And even if she did, I would have gladly shared. :)


Ragan said...

Ha ha ha ha. Too funny!!! Mine would be...
"I choked a pickle, because that's how I roll."
Thank you for sharing that, it was fun!

Amy said...

Yours is the funniest I've seen! Mine is "I stole a spoon because that's how I roll."
Yarn shopping was good.

somebunnysloveDOTcom said...

Such a pot-stirrer, are you (sorry, I am watching Episode 3 at the moment). Because im emo, i watched 1000 people

Anonymous said...

Hi...I must confess...

I kissed a goat because dat bitch stole my taco.

Sonya said...

Hehe! "I stole my best friend's boyfriend beause the voices told me to." Oh, my.

Julie said...

I stole an alien because that's how I roll... haha great meme!

MissyJoon said...

I lied to a goat because dat bitch took my taco!!

Elizabeth said...

This is too funny!

I married a noodle because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

It could happen.

Chrissy said...

I think I'm tired, because it took me a minute to figure out this meme. Mine is "I ate an alien, because I'm sexy and I do what I want". Hey, it makes sense ;)

Nancy said...

I lied to a lawn gnome because sombody offered me $1,000,000. And I feel real bad about it. I plan to apologize to it this afternoon. I hope it will forgive me.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Mine would be "I lied to a ninja cuz it was illegal"! That's a scream! ;)

Anonymous said...

Mine is I choked a sandwich because I'm sexy and I do what I want. I needed a good laugh today thanks!

Anonymous said...

Oh. Mine was really boring.....I ate a noodle because I hate myself! Um.....OK. Some of the others are very funny though. I love yours!

Kat - you and I share a birthday!

Sonya - Yours is great

Abigale said...

I kissed snakes on a plane, cuz I'm sexy and I do what I want...

Mmm - snake kisses

whateva whateva I do what I want...

Thanks for sharing the meme!


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