I'm cute and cuddly.
I'll keep you warm at night. (By sleeping right on top of you - your arm may fall asleep under me, but that's a small price to pay for warmth.)
I'll make sure you get up on time in the morning. (By laying down on top of your windpipe - trust me, that will wake you up good!)
I'll help you get plenty of exercise. (Because I'll quickly shove all of my toys way far under the furniture. You can burn tons of calories moving the couch and get plenty of stretching reaching under the entertainment center!)
I'm all about saving the environment by recycling and re-purposing. (That's right, pine pellet cat litter also makes a great toy. I'll toss as many pellets as I can out of my litter box and batt them all around the house!)
I'll make sure you are properly nourished. (I ALWAYS know when it is meal-time . . . and I make sure you know it too!)
What more could you ask for in a Meowentine??